SCARY HORROR STUFF: Universal, Please Stop Teasing Me With Your Mummy Spots!
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Thursday, December 1, 2016

Universal, Please Stop Teasing Me With Your Mummy Spots!

You're making me itch, man.... Seriously. Although DRACULA UNTOLD didn't boil the blood of many, I was pleasantly pleased by it and learned that Universal will be going the interconnection route very much like how Marvel and now Lucasfilm has been doing with their franchises.

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And the first film out of the gate to continue the mega-story-line is none other than THE MUMMY with Mr. Tom Cruise. Interesting. And it has a couple other familiar faces, so it's getting me antsy. Very antsy.


But, damn it, Universal, you've got me pining now with your freakin' teaser trailer crap, like dangling a bloody piece of meat for me on a string tied to a tree. How rude. Can we please see some more very soon? Like this Sunday, perhaps? Thank you.

Sorry, Brendan Fraser. You're not in this one.

UPDATE:

The Egyptian gods have spoken, and the trailer has been released. View it here. Let me get my popcorn, please:



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