Oh, Now It's On Like Donkey Kong: New "Puppet Master: Axis Termination" Trailer Just Dropped

I'm not ashamed to say it: I adore the classic horror B movies. There's a certain charm to them as you can see by my addition of Blade as one of the scariest dolls in horror cinema. They're corny. Cheesy. Even bad. But that's the thing about those scary movies we loved to watch at the drive-in and enjoyed ripping the crap out of them while getting some wicked scares in, because they were typically a bit bloodier than even some of the cinematic riff-raff we're getting. Something about dolls and puppets just seems scary, man!

So You Can Bet That I Jumped a Bit at Seeing That the Trailer for the New "Puppet Master" Just Showed Up

Even the trailer was quite cheesy. We're talking some major Parmesan and cheddar. But you just can't help lovin' the Hell out of these dolls, especially the iconic Blade and how this is a staple of American horror culture. Check out the trailer right now:

That, my friend, is one scary puppet. Just look at him. You don't find skeletons like that looking sinister. Sorry, Chucky. I love you, but Puppet Master is where I'm the marionette, and the world is my stage of horror.